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10 reasons why you'll hate having Monzo

We like to think that, most of the time, you have pretty positive feelings towards Monzo. You send us nice messages and invite your friends to sign up. You even voted us best bank in Which?’s latest survey.

But there are also times when actually, you really kind of hate us.

For trying to be positive

And making helpful suggestions

For telling you how much you've spent

But it's literally our job...?

For knowing you too well

And stating the obvious

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For bringing you crashing back down to earth

For being judgemental

And embarrassing you in public

And making you feel personally attacked

And lastly, for being too damn loud

📣

Like, way too loud

Please

Seriously so loud

Shhh.


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