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38 times you absolutely hated Monzo

We like to think that, most of the time, you have pretty positive feelings towards Monzo. You send us nice messages and invite your friends to sign up. You even voted us best bank in Which?’s latest survey.

But there are also times when actually, you really kind of hate us.

For trying to be positive

And making helpful suggestions

For telling you how much you've spent

But it's literally our job...?

And otherwise telling it how it is

Truth hurts x

For knowing you too well

And showing you the real you

For stating the obvious

And bringing you crashing back down to earth

For being rude

And judgemental

Mum, is that you?

And embarrassing you in public

Seriously, mum???

And making you feel personally attacked

Literally mum I know it's you.

For poking our nose in

And ruining lives

For adding insult to injury

And causing actual medical problems

Help

And lastly, for being too damn loud

📣

Like, way too loud

Seriously so loud

Shhh.


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